Look how totally way cute my kids used to be gize!

Look how totally way cute my kids used to be gize!
*Not super recent photos

Friday, April 9, 2010

BESTEST BIRTHDAY EVAH!!!!!!! Freelz.

Talk about the PERFECTEST day you gize!  Holy my spoiled bratpan!
First thing in the AM I got a call from Sky-Dawgg/G wishing me a happy birthday.  We talked lots of smack and then he said he had to call his Dad.  I always forget he has the same birthday as me.  And I love that G always calls me first.  I win.

Then the outdoor clothes part kickoff was at like 1pm (cuz you girlerz respeck my need for not being bugged in the morning...which is prezzie in and of itself)
RED ROBINNED by Eekareek/Sara, Hotpants/Amy, TwoThumbsUp/Winnie and the infamous MP/Katie!!!!!  p.s. Winnie is even more adorable in person.  Try to imagine it.  After you read the rest of this stuff.
(we will get to the monetary prezzies they gave me in a little bit.  But trust me.  They are awesome.  DON'T SCROLL you jerkface!)
Then RodTodd took me and the Ps to dessert at TTCF!!!!
I don't know if you can tell..but by this point...I wanted to projectile barfers.
My Mom gave me the sweetest card.  Cept the part where she gave RT all the credit for my being way more awesome this year than in years previous.  Whatevs.  He did burn my house down tho.  And fire me.
So then guess who came by with MORE PREZZIESSS?????
My widdlest tiniest babies!!!! 
So I took this opportunity to bother them a lot and take headshots for Gramma.
jaykay.  But it's kinda funny.. here's the rill one
I begged him to let me put his hurr did in a pony like Casey James but he said "who?" and "no"
And what the gorgeous is going on here?
reeeedickyouliss.
So then..RT took me to the happiest place on earth.. HOBBY LOBBY!!!  And let me pick out some shiney stuff for the plant shelves.  The 4 foot glass jar that we then went to Winco and filled with bulk bubblegum balls is my fave fyi.
So then..now this is where it gets good.  For RodTodd.  I got out my prezzies from the lunch bunch.  First I tried to seduce him with just the lengerie and lipstick
He said... "uh..what the?  no."
So but what he didn't know is they also gave me Equate brand lube (cuz you know..old ladies need that stuff and Amy said Equate brand is her fayvrit)
and condoms.... (that part I don't get but I think Sara just wanted to be dirty cuz that's how she roles)
He still wasn't totally in to it.  Said something was missing.  I know, WTfreak, right?  Little did he know..they gave me the dealsealerz....
The SCRUNCHIE!!!!!!
He was done for.  And I know you are all hot and bothered now too.  It's not your fault.  It's the power of the scrunch.
But I think we all know this is how I will be wearing them to fancy places like places where you pay AFTER you eat.
Between all this spoiling and the outpouring of love after I threatened peeps on Facebook...the lovepacked texts...the emails with cartoony cards..the stripper.... this was by far my favritt birthday ever so far!!!!!  Oh wait. I got another prezzie too... brb.
kback.
I'm guessing she couldn't bend her pointer finger down cuz of that thingie on it.
THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!!!!!
p.s. totally unrelated.  When you get in someones car I KNOW it's rude to say "your car smells like hamsters"..k..but if when you get in someones car and it smells like hamsters and they say "btw does my car smell like hamsters?" what is the polite thing to say?  I said no and breathed thru my mouth but I'm second guessing what Donny and Marie would have done.  plzadvize.

12 comments:

Jenny ESP said...

Sorry I ruined your birthday by not living in Ada county.

PS. How'd you get that old fashion backdrop for your negligee photo-shoot? Is that photoshop? Hilar and TDF!!

eekareek said...

That was hot. I think you could probably use one scrunchie for your hair and the other two on your wrist for maximum style.

Markie23 said...

I'm hurt that Amy never talked to her uncle Markie about what lube was best. Especially after our intimate conversation regarding the perfect snack food (Fiber One bars).
And that lingerie... wow! I'm expecting the BYU interweb police to shut down my connection to the internets at any mome NȉL$pH p¢ HL$pèv} ÇD$D H‹D$hH‡CPðƒC( H‹ H‹ËÿP ë D‹d$@H‹\$PD‹l$Hë

Hot Pants said...

Sara has always had a thing for hamsters.
And Markie, I have tried countless times to have the talk with you, but all you ever want to talk about is things involving the colon.

Landee said...

K, FIRST of all, I'm loving the deeper side part. Very chic. And sheek. Nice change up for heading into elderly status.

B) There is not ONE PINCH of you in Conner. Nothing! Holy Buck's Face!! I ltrly almost fell on the floor when I saw that pic. Now, tell me what's going on there with his hair. "Somebody" keeps asking me about it.

Magenta) Those ARE some classy scrunchies. I shoulda believed Eeka when she told me that.

4) I bet if HHW saw that housecoat she'd want one. As of right now she wears her brother's old church shirt as her "makeup shirt." Dang. Now I want a housecoat. ::heading to walmart cuz I know that's where the Equate brand is and I guarantee HotPants/Eeka/whoeverelse went in on this didn't make two stops for these prezzies::

E) It's times like these Boise looks like a fun place to live.

Carol said...

Kimmerz--Happy Birthday to my favorite niece (automatic on your birthday). Looks like those Morgan girls reeeeaalllyy know how to party. (Singing happy birthday to you as I type) Love you, AV

Carol said...

BTW--Conner and Hailey are gorgeous kids.

Princess Kimi said...

Jespy if you and Landee lived here who would we gossip about in person behind their backs???? But would it have keeled you gize to fly in and sprize me? geesh. That backdrop is my parlor I made myself and you know it! Go tap your fishtanks and stop being so mean!

Eeks you have madd prezzie picking skillz. I mean I knew they were awesome just like you saw them..but YOU saw that they were gonna be even more awesome in action. You were so adamit that I actually wear/use them.. it was like you thought maybe I wouldn't? ChaRIGHT! p.s. ur car really doesn't smell like hamsters btw. But it made me giggle randomly later. Cuz of the srs face you made when you asked.

Markie is gonna get fired. I hope he still gets his discount cuz he promised me the 41st anniversary bundle edition of Saturdays Warrior and Star Child.

Hawteepants..I figured..she went way out of her way to explain why it could possibly smell like hamsters...

Landee I was feelin all like "throw caution to the wind..part your hair deeper" that morning. I mean.. you don't know how many birthdays you have left at my age fhs! Srsly I thought the same exact thing about Conner when I saw the pics....but he srsly looks JUST like my babypics! p.s. I have no idea with the hair thing. I've asked him several times and he rolls his eyes. I guess maybe he'll cut it if someone dies. Cuz ya know. Injun stuff. Boise IZ fun!!!! You should sooo live here. So you and APS aren't having some gheay birthday lunch on the 30th all by your selves. Boooooooring! "here now YOu take a pic of ME..." Zzzzz I heart my housecoat. I slept in it freelz and it makes me smile. It's like made out of dentist bibs.

Thank you AV!!!!! :) I KNEW IT!

Memzy said...

I'm so super jealous. No really. Sooooooper jealous!

eekareek said...

^^^YOU ARE ALIVE!!!!


P.S. Update please....

Flem said...

Your daughter is beautiful.

That's all I got.

OH and Happy Birthday.

Princess Kimi said...

Memz I showed the girlers your hospy pic on my phone while at lunch so it was kinda like you were there. I hope that helps. Flem, right? Neither of them would show me teeth tho..cuz they got mouths full of metal. They know how I role and knew it would end up on the interweb machine somewhere.