Look how totally way cute my kids used to be gize!

Look how totally way cute my kids used to be gize!
*Not super recent photos

Monday, March 29, 2010

Gentlemen...and girlerz... START YER YOLKS!!! (warning: U R gonna be jealous)

It was totally fun but it woulda been way more funner if you were there.
U were missed
HAHA U weren't invited!
YAY I figgerred out how to put words ABOVE the pictures!  (no thanks to YOU.  Not even a little tiny bit fhs)

You got to go pick a prize if you found an egg with a STAR on it!!!!  PRIZES ekwal more fun than NO prizes every time.  RodTodds kids came to this amazevent last year and they totally were stoked to repeat this awesomeness.  Grammy and Grandpa are IN!
(p.s. Emi asked my Mom what they should call them now.... Grandma Janice and Grandpa Jack?  Grammy and Grampa?  Step Grandma and Step Grandpa? Janeese and Quilt King?  Grammy said for them to call them whatever they want..... she prolly shoulda just picked something..srsly... cuz HEY YOU might win if Dallin gets his druthers.  But srsly... ANYTHING but STEP Grandma and Grandpa..right?)
Every Grampa that is awesome has one of these ^^^ in their garage I bet.

He's very serious about the roolz you gize.  VERY serious.  He's learned with this bunch-o-hooligans that you can't just assume anything.  Ever.

YW for the nametags btw.  You will find I'm super helpy like that. 
They were SOOOO essited.  And get this.  ZERO trashtalking.  Among the kids anyway. I might have gestured to Dallin to crunch Aaron's egg.  JAY KAY.  I said to do it to Porter's.
She facebooks.  So yeah.  I tagged her.  Suckah.

What.. you didn't think we'd have an EGG TOSS?  What kinda lamerz party you think we were throwin fhs?

And you wanna see something really super cute?  Okay.

Srsly.  It's like they cloned my RodTodd!  Right?   In a shocking twist BOTH of their fave question is "Um...Kimi...can I pweeze have some candy?"
But yeah I hope you had an awesome Easter too!


Landee said...

Holy Eggstravaganza!! I WAS invited, btw. Just not in person/by phone call/email or texting. But in the heart, which is way more special.

Is this the first year of the Easter egg derby? We tooootally woulda won that because we know to lift one of the front wheels. Less friction. This is a bazzzillion times more informative than your FB, btw. Yay for bloggybloggerson!

Princess Kimi said...


I thought it was super explanitory on my FB. But I do hate having to look at pics one by one on FB. It's lamerz not being able to let them just tell the story for ya fhs.

p.s. how jealous is Jenny gonna be of my photoshop skillz? Except for her not reading this I bet a BUNCHa jealous. About as jealous as Tonya was when I showed her my "wedding album" that took me ALL morning to scrapbook.

p.p.s. no you weren't. Scott even said "you didn't invite TIFF did you?" and I was like "no freakin way I didn't."

Princess Kimi said...

oh. my bad. yeah first year of the eggderby. You know how Dad has to constantly one up himself. It's gonna be the death of him. Last words "If I just tweak this here a lit..." Shazam.

Anonymous said...

Very cute. Braxton calls Ben's parents Gramma Lynn and Dadoo, same as the other kids. p.s. i need so pinewood tricks cuz wyeth did NOT come in fist or 2nd or any other place.

Landee said...

Did you antique all these pics or is the air around the parentals' house old fashioned?

Princess Kimi said...

it's SUMMERTIME filter doyeee! It was overcast and I hate gray pictures. We felt all sunny inside so it's not a "lie".

KBP you are gonna have to ask Grampa Jack or Auntee Landeelu here cuz I'm inactive! Hellooowwww!!!

p.s. get a google id PRONTO. And a blog. kthanks. But if I can't have both just a google ID. Kthanksforrealzthattime.

Memzy said...

I'm stealing this egg race idea and claiming it as my own btw. Those shirts from Dopey are tdf!! When can we get her to start a blog?

Princess Kimi said...

Pretty soon I'm guessing! Cuz she said when she saw with her own good eye..... Wait.. which direction were those pigs flying?

eekareek said...

I love that half the comments are from you, Kimmy. It makes it even more challenging to translate everything and I LOVE a challenge! I also think Step Grandma and pa is hilarious but only in theory, not IRL.

Princess Kimi said...

I know my reader Eekster. And she h8s to be ignored. She gots questions and I got answers to fabricate.

Srsly not as hilar IRL. made me cringe even. Emi said "I'm so glad you are my stepMOM" and I was like... eeeeuuuuuuggghhh boy. But I guess it's lots better than "StepMonster".

eekareek said...

We should all just conference call after your blog post. Amy can do it cuz she is good at organizing stuff.

Princess Kimi said...

Yes. That way it's not messy. mkay?

Oh. She doesn't read this tho.

Plus isn't she in Vegas for Spring Brizzeak?

Landee said...

I just realized that the pants you are wearing here are not "outside clothes." I can not wait until you get those pajamajeans. Cuz then only you will know they aren't meant for outside...well, and me.

eekareek said...

Yeah she is in Vegas but her phone works there also cuz its an iPhone.

Princess Kimi said...

and everyone cuz I have a feeling I'll be all "check out my pajamajeans dawg!"

Sara iPhones sux. You can't even conference text on them fhs.

Hot Pants said...

You got a blog!!!!! You're growing up so fast. And you've already posted as many times as I have this year. You're going to be soooooo good at this. You know what you should do? An American Idol contest where you do a run down of what happened on the show the night before and then have us all vote on who we think is going to get the boot.

Princess Kimi said...

Srsly Hotpants... do you think I have NO shame? Sounds lamerz. And who would even read/comment on something so jewvie? But you are right..I could probably make that kinda awesome. ::: tries to picture it :::

Jenny ESP said...

1) Where'd you get that awesome Disneyland font?
2) Are all those kids your step-kids?
Not jealous of your actual Photoshop brand program and expensive Disneyland fonts, cuz I have free paint.net and the free fonts it came with, like Garamond.

Carol said...

WHAT?!!!! Kimi has a blog? I am just now finding out about this and I LOVE IT. The eggstravaganza party looked awesome and is so totally Jack (as in my brother Jack). He does love fun stuff and gets all excited about it. Love, love love all the comments, pictures, people. Made me just a bit teary eyed as I miss you all so much. But hey, the reunion is coming and I'll be there--hopefully. Love you and can't wait to meet RodTodd.

Princess Kimi said...

Jenny 1)I got it with my photo programmy thing that RT bought me so i wouldn't keel him after he erased my hard drive "trying to help". It makes my photos the happiest photos on earth!!!! 2) I am ignoring cuz I know you are just trying to be a shathayed.

AV, right? He's the biggest one upper of ones self I've ever had the priviledge to even hear tell about much less be begat from!!! I'd think he was an urban legend if I didn't see him in action with my own one good eye! Wait till you see what we've been up to lately...... :) I bet it was super fun growing up as his sister. And sorta exhausting.

Princess Kimi said...

p.s. what the --hopefully? I sure hope you come!!!! Love you and miss you too and we gotta talk some smack about Memz and Landee if they don't come!